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Chapter 890: Don’t Do That Kind of Thing Too Prematurely (8)

Han Qiqing raised her hand in a pose, threatening to hit him. But since she was in his house, she only did it to scare him.

She rolled her eyes at him. “How can you say that about your mom? You unfilial son!”

“Why do you sound like my mom?” Song Shijun gasped as he leaned further back on the sofa.

Han Qiqing pushed him. “Am I wrong? What kind of son says that his mother is not normal?”

Song Shijun sat up straight, sighed and said. “Actually… it’s my fault.”

“What’s wrong?” Han Qiqing thought his expression looked a bit dramatic, she was immediately intrigued.

Looking over to where his mother was, Song Shijun leaned his elegant face closer to Han Qiqing and said quietly, “Because I have been hanging out with a bro recently and he stayed for a few days at my house so my mom thought…”

Poooof! Han Qiqing almost spat out saliva, but fortunately covered her mouth in time, or it would have been ugly.

Her eyes were in crescents as she asked quietly, “So, your mom was afraid that you may be… gay? Hahahahaha!”

Seeing her laughing so impetuously, Song Shijun snorted and said, “It’s all your fault!”

“My fault? What has it got to do with me?” Han Qiqing pointed to herself looking dumbfounded.

Seeing that his mother was coming, Song Shijun turned to her and roasted her. “Because… you’re stupid!”

“Hey!” Han Qiqing raised her hand in a striking stance when she heard Mama Song saying, “What are you guys talking about, looking so happy?”

Han Qiqing’s hand paused for a moment, and she let it down and scratched her neck.

“It’s nothing, Shijun was telling me a joke.”

Mama Song came over with a plate and placed it on the coffee table. Looking interested, she asked, “What joke? Let me hear it.”

Han Qiqing’s eyes darted craftily as she lied through her teeth.

“Shijun was saying that… he used to fancy a girl because she had fair skin and slender legs, and only when he got to know her more, he found out that she was a…”

Guy!

Before she could finish her sentence, Song Shijun seemed to have expected what nonsense she was going to spout, so he quickly went up to stopper her mouth.

“That girl had gone through plastic surgery!” he replied wittily.

Upon hearing of plastic surgery, Mama Song frowned and shook her head, saying, “Plastic surgery is bad. Although the technology in plastic surgery is quite advanced now, it is still risky and their genes will still affect their children next time.”

Song Shijun concurred, looking as though he was very serious. “Exactly, so I don’t like plastic surgery. I prefer it natural.”

As Song Shijun covered her mouth, Han Qiqing could only let out muffled screams. Finally, she pried open his hand and bit down on his purlicue.

“Sss!” Song Shijun withdrew his hand painfully and glared at her. “Why did you bite me!”

“You were covering my mouth! Can’t we have a polite conversation?” Han Qiqing glared back ruthlessly at him.

Seeing them looking playful, Mama Song’s gentle eyes looked amused.

“So, a good, pretty girl like Qiqing is hard to find nowadays, right?