Chapter 466: MEOOOOW!
"Ken-Chan, RUN!" the girl on his back shouted.
"NO, you run away, Yachiru. I will hold him. Or else we both will turn into ashes." He replied and threw a mouthful of blood. He was using his utmost strength to keep the fire away. But the heat was constantly rising.
*ZIP*
He suddenly noticed that his sword started getting red and chipping from the edges. This worried him a bit.
*WOOSH*
Just as he was about to remove his eyepatch, the fire vanished. Removing his eyepatch would have unleashed all his power, but it was not his favorite choice as he just loved fighting so much.
Ragnarok\'s sword turned to normal and he teleported in front of Kenpachi.
"Kid, you are very strong. But I can feel that you are not in harmony with your spiritual power and your Zanpakuto." Ranganor said.Then with a sudden movement, he put his one hand on Kenpachi\'s blade and one on his chest. It made Kenpachi\'s eyes suddenly go blank.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO KEN-CHAN?!" Yachiru yelled and attacked him.
She had released her spiritual power that manifested in pink color. Ragnarok didn\'t want to hurt the little girl so he just teleported in front of her.
*BOOP*
He just touched her little nose with his finger and she fell asleep. He placed the girl on the unconscious teacher\'s haori. Then he just sat down on the ground cross-legged with his sword in his lap.
Meanwhile, Kenpachi found himself inside a different dimension. Face to face with his Zanpakuto. The sword spirit appeared in front of Kenpachi in the form of a little boy in ragged clothes. Just like how he used to be when was small and resided in, Zaraki, which was District 80 of the North Alley of Rukongai. The most lawless areas of the soul society.
The spirit had tears in its eyes. He understood the reason. All this time he had called the name of his Zanpakuto. Just like how he was a nameless person when he was small. This unharmony between them also led to him not hearing these cries. Because of little spiritual energy, it became easier to get damaged. it got chipped and seemingly worn-down upon its edge.
Kenpachi walked to the sword spirit and sat down in front of it, he had a sudden feeling that he knew its name. Then he placed his hand on its head, "Nozarashi, let\'s fight together."
The sword spirit stopped crying and looked at Kenpachi. It smiled and started shining in a yellow light. Kenpachi was thrown out of the realm for some reason. His eyes opened and the first thing he noticed was his sword flashing in yellow and fixing itself. A few seconds later its shine returned and all its chipped edges got healed.
He smirked and firmly picked it up. Then he looked to his side at Yachiru. She was sleeping soundly.
"Mochi... C-andy..." Yachiru mutter in sleep.
"Ready for round two?" Ragnarok asked.
Kenpachi laughed, "You bet, however, I am thankful for this boost."
Ragnarok huffed frankly, "Huh, you\'re still gonna lose."
All the student Shinigami had evacuated the school by now in fear of getting hurt in the fight so no one was there to stop them.
...
Alexander, Dobby, and Iroh were walking around the Seireitei.
"Boss, I think it\'s time I use my talents. I\'m gonna go and do my thing in Rukongai. See you later, Iroh, come with me, I\'m going to need your talent in tea," Dobby ditched him and took Iroh with him.
"Argh, why must I deal with this alone? It seems I\'ll have to tell that lunatic to come now." He thought and called for Douglas.
*Poof*
"Ah, finally, you needed me. It\'s my time to shine. So, what\'s the mission?" Douglas enthusiastically asked.
Alexander shook his head, "Nothing for now. Just accompany me. You will be acting as my assistant,"
"Aye Aye captain," Douglas saluted and changed into shinigami clothes.
They started walking around checking some buildings out. Soon they came to a building from where a very pleasant flower scent was coming. They just went in to look.
There they found a few people sitting. There was a white-haired girl, an orange-haired woman, and a red-haired boy. On the other side of the room, a woman sat who looked like the kindest soul in the soul society. She was placing flowers in the flower pot.
Because Alexander had read the memory of Sajin, he knew who they were. They were Isane Kotetsu, Rangiku Matsumoto, and Renji Abarai. The woman on the other side of the room was Retsu Unohana, captain of the 4th division.
The captain looked slender and very youthful with blue eyes and black hair. Her hair were long and worn in a large braid down the front of her body.
They were surprised by the visit of Alexander and Douglas. More importantly, they couldn\'t recognize them. Normally, it would have been no problem as there were thousands of shinigami in soul society but because Alexander was wearing a golden shining haori that only Captains wore, it made them confused.
Alexander already had the perfect argument if someone asked him who he was. He was going to use the art of bullshitting. He was also constantly releasing his pure aura so that no one feels threatened by him and they accept him for being a good being.
"Yes, how can I help you...?" Retsu Unohana kindly asked with a smile.
"It\'s nothing. I just smelled the pleasant fragrance of flowers so I came to check. It seems you run this club." Alexander said.
"And who might you be?" Renji rudely asked.
Alexander released a bit of his spiritual power which jolted Renji a bit, "There are things in soul society that not even captains are allowed to know. Things that are beyond your comprehension, authority, and paygrade."
Renji shut his mouth, feeling that the person in front of him was probably a member of the secret infamous Royal Guards.
Alexander then looked at Retsu kindly, "You can just call me, Alex, Old man, or even grandpa. I might not look very old but I am thousands of years old."
"Then please, sit with us for a session of Ikebana(Art of arranging flowers)." She invited them.
Alexander accepted the offer, "Sure, child."
Douglas enthusiastically took out his scissors, "YES, finally a chance to show my talent. Kind lady, please give me some flowers, I will show you my cutting skills."
...
Back in the human world, Hats had gotten out to just roam around and have fun. Until now he had been having fun with annoying passersby. He\'d speak a human word to them and then start meowing. His mind games were fun to him.
"Mwahahaha... such fools. Ah... this is life." He laughed.
But he then got bored and decided to roam around. Soon he found an interesting place. It was a small shop.
While he was passing by, his eyes fell on a black cat. Suddenly, Hats felt something in his body. A feeling he had not felt before. His breathing became faster and he could feel his heart in chaos, though it was in chaos at all times but this time was different.
He felt butterflies in his stomach and exclaimed, "Mwahahaaa... that\'s hot... that\'s hot."
He jumped to the black cat and started to impress it with his awesome perfume given to him by his beloved grandma.
"MEOOOOW!" he made cute noises.
The black cat at first was shocked and then surprised. It was seemingly checking him out but with a curious and mocking look on her face.
~Fuck yeah, it\'s working. It seems I\'m getting laid tonight. Yeah, come to me, pussycat.~ Hats gloated inside. But unknown to him his mouth started salivating.
Meanwhile, the black cat started judging him.
*BAM*
Hats was so engrossed in the black cat that he didn\'t notice a kid near him. The red-haired kid suddenly picked him in his arms, "What a fat cat. Ururu would surely love to play with him.
"MEOOOOW! F*CK OFF, KID, LEMME SMASH!" Hats was too horny and spoke in the human tongue.
It shocked everyone around. Even the black cat. Hats realized his mistake quickly.
"F*CK"
[A/N: "After Kenpachi\'s fight was over, Yachiru had disappeared, leaving her Shinigami uniform and lieutenant\'s badge behind." That\'s what I read on Wiki. So, I didn\'t make Yachiru Kenpachi\'s sword spirit. But, it seems she was his sword spirit.]
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