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You are afraid of the tigress at home. This poor brother married such a strong woman. Lu Hong couldn\'t help but think the appearance of the two vampires was actually quite gentle, not as strong as his sister-in-law.

\'Motherfucker.\'

\'What am I thinking? Such a horrible thought came up. I should hurry up and cancel it!\'

With this terrifying thought in mind, Lu Hong returned to the villa, only to see Zi Shan cooking lunch. Seeing that his younger brother could marry such a virtuous wife, Lu Hong was also happy for him.

"Brother, you\'re back." Zi Shan turned around and greeted him. Logically speaking, Zi Shan\'s age was almost at the level of Lu Hong\'s ancestor.

But if you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, you follow the dog. Her husband\'s elder brother is also her elder brother.

"Zi Shan, it\'s really hard for you." Lu Hong also felt embarrassed. He felt that they should bring more living expenses in the future.

\'Maybe I\'ll be able to move out soon, so I won\'t be the light bulb anymore.\'

\'Fuck! Lu Hong, what are you thinking? Why can\'t you get rid of this crazy idea in your mind? Are you really crazy!?\'

\'This race is wrong! Who knows what our child will look like?\'

\'That\'s not right, Xu Xian even dared to go up a snake, and their child didn\'t have any deformity.\' [Xu Xian from the popular folktale called Legends of the White Snake. The original story was a story of good and evil, with the Buddhist monk Fahai setting out to save Xu Xian\'s soul from the white snake spirit, who was depicted as an evil demon. Over the centuries, however, the legend has evolved from a horror tale to a romance story, with Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian genuinely in love with each other even though their relationship is forbidden by the laws of nature. You can read the different stories at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_White_Snake and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Xian ]

Thinking about this, Lu Hong felt better.

"Hey, didn\'t Yi Hong come back with you?" Zi Shan looked around, but didn\'t find her husband coming home.

"Yi Hong is still collecting information." Lu Hong thought that this kid is quite tough, aren\'t you afraid to come back tonight and kneel on the keyboard?

"Oh."

Lu Hong guessed that she was very disappointed. She was quite energetic at cooking just now, but now she is listless.

Lu Hong walked forward and said with a smile: "Zi Shan, go and have a rest. I\'ll do it."

"Brother, you\'ve been busy all morning, and I\'m fine at home, so go and have some rest."

\'Look, this kid really doesn\'t know what to do. Your wife is so virtuous, yet you don\'t even go home for dinner. Could it be that you had a fight?\'

\'Then I, the big brother, have to make peace.\'

"Zi Shan, I grew up with Yi Hong, and I know his character very well." Lu Hong described with a sad tone, which made Zi Shan pensive. Her husband must have had a bad life.

Lu Hong felt that his sister-in-law\'s expression was in place, and continued: "I remember that year, we played pee and mud, I peed, he was mud." [Funny enough, it\'s also Chinese slang (funny mud pee), which basically means stop motherfucking lying. Used to fight back against people who called COVID-19 the "Chinese Virus".]

Zi Shan: "??????"

"Growing up, we played house, and he likes to call me daddy, while I call him son. He had a great time."

Zi Shan: "??????"

"I also taught him how to perm his afro."

Zi Shan clenched her fists tightly, \'it turns out that my Yi Hong was spoiled by you.\'

If Yi Hong knew that his elder brother had said this to his wife, he would definitely have looked horrified.

"Zi Shan, actually, I didn\'t mean anything else when I said these things. Yi Hong has been very innocent since he was a child. Anyone who knows him thinks he is easy to bully. And that\'s right. He is indeed easy to bully."

Brother, do you think this is fair? You should have considered the image of your younger brother.

"But Zi Shan, let me tell you, it\'s actually not the case. Although Yi Hong is honest, he is also a dignified and good man who is willing to help others. He often helps goats cross the road."

Brother, stop talking, I beg you.

Lu Hong sighed deeply: "Yi Hong never knew who his father was since he was a child."

Ten thousand critical hits hit Yi Hong\'s chest. Fortunately, Yi Hong was not there. Otherwise, he would have exploded.

"It was my mother and me who cleaned up his feces and urine."

When Zi Shan heard this sentence, Yi Hong had already passed out in the toilet.

Looking at Zi Shan\'s suspicious gaze, Lu Hong knew that he had made a slip of the tongue.

"My mother cleaned it inside the house, while I cleaned it outside." Lu Hong explained in detail.

Big brother, please don\'t bring it, your little brother kneels down to you.

"This kid is not confident. The main reason is that something happened in elementary school."

Brother, are you helping me or hurting me? Don\'t talk about my black history.

"What was the matter?" Zi Shan asked in a deep voice.

"Oh, first love."

Zi Shan\'s face paused, "Yi Hong said that I was his first love."

Lu Hong was startled, and hurriedly explained: "Yi Hong was not lying, because it was a first love that ended before it even started."

Poof!

Yi Hong had already vomited blood and died in the toilet. Brother, you are taking revenge on me.

"The love letter was written with my help, but before Yi Hong could give it to her, the boys in the class snatched it and ran to the podium to read it aloud. Since then, Yi Hong has been autistic."

Really... it is Yi Hong\'s good fortune that he was not at the scene.

Lu Hong sighed, and looked out the window: "Since then, Yi Hong didn\'t seem to be interested in women anymore."

Zi Shan: "..."

"I suspected that he was gay for a long time, until one day, I found out that he was writing a pornographic book. I finally knew that my little brother is not gay and just flirtatious."

"But Zi Shan, don\'t care about these details. You know, before, he didn\'t dare to look at other girls."

Zi Shan held back her mouth: "I don\'t dare now."

\'My sister-in-law is awesome.\'

"At the same time, Yi Hong is also a person who is easily hurt. Based on what I know about him, I know it\'s his good fortune to have a wife like you. That\'s why he wants to show you that he is a useful and responsible man."

\'Zi Shan, believe it or not, but I believe it anyway.\' Lu Hong added silently in his heart.

Zi Shan sighed softly. After hearing Lu Hong\'s words, Zi Shan also felt that her slip of tongue had hurt Yi Hong\'s self-esteem.

Lu Hong patted his sister-in-law on the shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Zi Shan, Yi Hong is a good man. Don\'t put too much pressure on him."

"I didn\'t put pressure on him. He put pressure on himself." Zi Shan bit her lip and said softly. When did she put pressure on him?

Lu Hong coughed lightly: "My little brother told me that you wanted a child."

"Is it wrong for me to want a child?" Zi Shan asked, frowning her brows.

"That\'s right, it\'s pressure on Yi Hong to have a baby, and he\'s also afraid." Lu Hong said in a deep voice.

"What is he afraid of?"

"He\'s afraid that all this is a dream, because it\'s so beautiful."

After a long time, Zi Shan took a deep breath: "Brother, you are really partial, and you only help the little brother, not me!"

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